RUFUS - The Jesstopian Department Of Defense says that the Jesstopian Navy has sunk 5 Russian water-craft including three subs, and 2 aircraft carriers killing a total of 52 confirmed Russian service members. Department Of Defense Director Braydon Kirsch announced that the Defense department would not be making any further comment on the matter and says it would release a statement at a later date.

RUFUS - Russian Spies as well as Russian Assassins were planning an egregious act, one that would have shocked the United States Of Jesstopia.