The Jesstopian Navy Has Just Sunk 5 Russian Water Craft, Says It Will Continue Assaults Against Russian Vessels Found In Ally Waters
RUFUS - The Jesstopian Department Of Defense says that the Jesstopian Navy has sunk 5 Russian water-craft including three subs, and 2 aircraft carriers killing a total of 52 confirmed Russian service members. Department Of Defense Director Braydon Kirsch announced that the Defense department would not be making any further comment on the matter and says it would release a statement at a later date.
RUFUS - A federal judge early this morning issued a cease all outside contact order after a bomb was detonated at the Mansion of Mesa's Governor. The device destroyed a major portion of the Governor's mansion and killed 2 office workers inside including State Press Secretary Leann McAfy.
"In response to the bombing early this morning, at the Mesa Governor's Mansion, I will be signing a No Outside Contact Order, which is effective indefinitely," said Judge Bradin Roswell. "This order means that Mr. Ronaldson has lossed all privledges to contact any outside individual, television broadcast and any computer or web access and also includes mail and any packages effective immediately and effective indefinitely."
The call comes a day after Federal Investigators asked for a No Outside Contact Order to be signed yesterday. Investigators say this will prevent correspondence to Ronaldson's bombing team.
RUFUS - President McCallum says he will be addressing the nation in response to recent bombings that have occurred. Over the course of the next few hours, plans for him to address the nation will be done at the President's Office at 12:30 PM.
ALDEN - Moments ago, Lt. Governor Joe Haney announced that he formally resigns from his post as the State's Lt. Governor. His reason for doing so, is to focus on healing from the death of his son, alongside his family.
Mesa Highway Patrol, Commissioner Hendricks To Be In Court Regarding Shooting Death Of Bradley Haney
The Mesa Highway Patrol as well as Commissioner Hendricks to be in court next week to answer questions relating to the shooting that killed Joe Haney's 22 Year Old Son. Commissioner Hendricks will be asked about Highway Patrol policies regarding Use Of Force.
Mesa Lt. Governor Joe Haney, Steps Back From Duties, To Mourn Loss OF Son Killed IN Police Involved Shooting
ALDEN - Mesa Lt. Governor Joe Haney has recently announced that he would be stepping back from his role as Lt. Governor, at least temporarily until the conclusion of the investigation of the death of his son, Bradely(22), who was killed after a high speed pursuit.
RUFUS - Russian Spies as well as Russian Assassins were planning an egregious act, one that would have shocked the United States Of Jesstopia.
RUFUS - President McCallum recently tweeted that he was not seeking to declare war on Russia. The President tweeted this morning to announce that he was not seeking a war.
"I Am No Longer Seeking War Declaration Until It Is Needed. We Will Continue To Send Tools, Weapons And Supplies To Ukraine. We Will Keep In Contact With President Zelenskyy." wrote the President
He did however explain how he would still seek a war declaration if the situation presented that option. President McCallum has been a strong supporter of declaring war on Russia.
RUFUS - President McCallum recently addressed Congress to request that they declare war on Russia. The President also required Congress to convene for a special session of Congress. During the session, President McCallum outlined what purpose declaring war would have, and Congress was hesitant to vote. They eventually decided to a vote.
Arrow Airlines' Board Of Director To Launch Investigation Against Its Chief Executive Officer
ARROWHEAD, NEW SHIRE - Arrow Airlines recently launched an investigation against the Airline's CEO. Chief Executive Officer, Morgan is under investigation for signing off on faulty repairs and maintenance records. The Airlines board President Larry Ashord, announced that it had launched the investigation after several aircraft had crashed or been involved in an accident under Morgan's