RUFUS - The Jesstopian Department Of Defense says that the Jesstopian Navy has sunk 5 Russian water-craft including three subs, and 2 aircraft carriers killing a total of 52 confirmed Russian service members. Department Of Defense Director Braydon Kirsch announced that the Defense department would not be making any further comment on the matter and says it would release a statement at a later date. "Our Jesstopian Navy did an outstanding job taking care of the invading Russian ships and subs," tweeted President McCallum. "Russia has now seen what our nation and allies are capable of, and now we show that we are no longer scared of them. Putin should resign and face criminal penalty."
President McCallum also spoke very early this morning in a pre-recorded message to Jesstopians across the nation and said that "The United States Of Jesstopia is no longer interested in allowing a tyrannical, psychopath to continue to run a nation that had been in such an economic boom, and yet many of the Russian leaders and high advisors to Putin continue to tell him to carry on with the unfounded and unjust invasion of Ukraine and recently, making threats against the King Of Polton. Our nation will not stand for it, and we will not sit by idle, while these countries are attacked and threatened by Russia. Let me make it very clear, I will shoot down every plane, sink every ship, destroy every building in Russia until Putin's "Unholy war" is brought to an end." The Nationalist House says that President McCallum has scheduled a live address to the nation tomorrow, around noon. It will be President McCallum's 500th public address since he took office on November 28, 2020. The press conference can be viewed at the Nationalist House website or on major news networks and program networks. Russia has continued its attack on Jesstopian warships as they dominate against Russian ships. "Putin's ships don't compare against the Jesstopian Warships and the aircraft defending them from the air. As of late, over 40 Russian aircraft, 21 warships, 12 aircraft carriers and 200 anti-ship air missiles have been destroyed by the Jesstopian military.
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