Jesstopia Declares War On Russia, In Response To Assassination Attempt

RUFUS - Early this morning, Jesstopian Congress officially declared war on Russia, after it has continued to assault Ukraine and its planned attack on President McCallum and Vice President Richard Banks, and many prominent Government Officials.

After weeks of pushing off a war declaration, Congress has come to terms with the crisis, as President McCallum could've been assassinated. They early this morning, decided to declare war on Russia as it continues its assaults against Kyiv and the United States Of Jesstopia. President McCallum ordered State Governors to prepare their military to be ready for the fighting.

"If its a war Putin wants, Its a war hell get." said President McCallum.

The conflict has started and many Jesstopians say they are upset that they entered the war.